Jolin Tsai seductively beckoned "Welcome 2 Taiwan"; boy band Fahrenheit did so too in live-sized cut outs, but i payed much less attention to them. Taiwan: home of busty, big-eyed 'xiao mei mei's with annoyingly cute, screechy voices. Or supposedly, that's what the visions through the telly prophesized.
Kenrick and I eargerly await our arrival to Taiwan.
At least they bother to keep to one side of the escalator. Except the auntie on the left. Maybe she's from Singapore.
Kenrick and I eargerly await our arrival to Taiwan.I half-expected Jolin, or at least Jolin-equivalent, holding a placard with my name written on it, giving me the peace sign and screeching "Welcome 2 Taiwan". Sadly, no. Only the cardboard cut-outs of Fahrenheit.
The streets are NOT littered with BBEXIMMs (Busty Big-Eyed Xiao Mei Meis).
The streets are NOT littered with BBEXIMMs (Busty Big-Eyed Xiao Mei Meis).
At least they bother to keep to one side of the escalator. Except the auntie on the left. Maybe she's from Singapore.
